leonardbonesy:

whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.


floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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shylocks:

if english isn’t your first language but you think and dream in english and sometimes have to mentally translate from english to your first language when speaking it as a consequence of your consistent exposure to the internet clap your hands


And so I grew from colt to stallion, as wild and reckless as thunder over the land. Racing with the eagle, soaring with the wind. Flying? There were times I believed I could.

(Source: eslas)


glorfyndel:

reading the smut fic like

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(Source: gennyescsecsemo)


chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic

chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic

(Source: everydaycomics)


People who use a lot of swear words tend to be more honest and trust worthy.
(via burnedlegate)

(Source: psych-facts)


trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

(Source: timberfakes)


cradily:

the gaming industry annoys me a lot because it has the potential to be the most creative and diverse outlet we have but like. nah. we got cod. and fifa. 0 female leading characters. the exact same slightly rough looking, dark haired, middle aged white dude.. 3/10