wewerenotthefirst:

dude, what if a prince is cursed to be a dragon but instead of being upset by it, they’re like ‘hell yeah i’m a dragon’ and they spend weeks finding the perfect decrepit castle to haunt and try to convince their fiancé to be a princess in the tower ‘just for like a week’ and everyone is like ‘we can break the fucking curse’ and the prince is like ‘but i’m a dragon.’


(Source: mekagojira3k)


timothydelaghetto:

 

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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Welcome to Night Vale + Cecil’s favorite things to say, quotes series. 


wrasslers:

do you wanna look like this skeleton

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or THIS skeleton?

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drink a milk kids

(Source: hirookigoto)


(Source: ponycamp)


(Source: crazychipmunk)


thespacegoat:

bryceckrispies:

thespacegoat:

what is snoop dogg even doing with his life

uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LIONimage

no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy

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basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed